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Green White Invader
Join Date: Jun 2009
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A Chelsea player is stopped for speeding at 130mph in a 30mph zone. When the police ask him to explain, he says: `I've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house.´
John Terry has announced he's lost his England captain's armband. Fabio Capello told him to ask Wayne Bridge to check under the bed. What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common? They both should've stayed at Southampton. After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife. We all knew John Terry liked scoring at The Bridge, but this is ridiculous. John Terry has explained he didn't mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel - he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty. What has Vanessa Perroncel got in common with a Champions League final goalpost? They've both been banged by John Terry |
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