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Old 20-12-2018, 18:50   #286
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Lol. Give it 2 weeks and the pendulum will swing again - it always does. Choosing between Boateng and Hummels is like choosing which electrical socket you’d like to stick your dick into.
Wait your dick fits in electrical socket
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Old 20-12-2018, 18:55   #287
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Lol. Give it 2 weeks and the pendulum will swing again - it always does. Choosing between Boateng and Hummels is like choosing which electrical socket you’d like to stick your dick into.
Technically nothing would happen. Every dick, even a toddler's, is too big to fit in the holes of the socket. So you'd just look weird trying to fuck a socket. A fork on the other hand...

Edit: Goddamn it, Muller beat me to it.
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Old 20-12-2018, 19:53   #288
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Some people just have really flexible dicks
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Old 20-12-2018, 20:15   #289
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Yours doesn’t?????
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Old 20-12-2018, 20:16   #290
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ahh that old needle dick joke.
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Old 20-12-2018, 20:22   #291
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I just tried, it wasn't a succes really
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I just tried, it wasn't a succes really
Did you choose Boateng or Hummels?
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Old 20-12-2018, 20:25   #293
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Did you choose Boateng or Hummels?
Both
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Old 20-12-2018, 20:28   #294
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Yours doesn’t?????
Just tried and nothing happened. But every time my wife turns on the microwave since, I piss myself and pass out for like 30 seconds.
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Old 20-12-2018, 20:29   #295
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Well it's good being open sexually, but this wasn't enjoyable

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He missed few trainings in Doha due to back problems. How come?
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Grey was right. Hummels and Boateng will keep benching each other until the end of days.
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Grey was right. Hummels and Boateng will keep benching each other until the end of days.
No shit.
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Hertha's Van Dijk >>>> Hummels
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